Brunettes and blonds are equally stupid

Lying in bed, been here for two days. Except for the few hours I was at the pub, and of course when I was in the taxi from one bed to another. God, I just want to die. Had to break up with my boyfriend after he dumped me because he thought the first time didn't count. Then I got a fake birthday party which is good because my real birthday party went down the drain. But my new best friend is making pizza! My new best friend who left me three times yesterday. But at least the entire town saw me in my panties. My three bosses are gonna kill me tomorrow. Which considering the situation might not be such a bad thing. And it sure saves me from doing it myself. Anyway, I'm gonna try to get to work tomorrow, be invisible and only talk to people on the phone.

Trying not to be sick again and holding on for tomorrow.